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Having been raised Catholic, I have been in “recovery” for a long time: all those prayers you didn’t actually understand, those many times in that scary confessional and the constant guilt! I’m sorry if I’m not apologizing enough for it. How does a good Catholic girl navigate sex, abortion, career, mental health or… actually talking about feelings? By singing proper church hymns, of course, with none of the lyrics changed at all! A comedic musical solo performance, fresh from a wildly successful run at the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe Festival, this show will get you really questioning what's in those Hail Marys!
Under St Marks
Apoloholics is a heartfelt and humorous exploration of people who have spent their lives apologizing for simply existing. What happens when they try to reclaim their voices? Through a series of witty, poignant, and relatable stories inspired by real-life experiences, the play confronts the hidden cost of self-doubt while celebrating the journey toward self-acceptance. Perfect for anyone who's ever said "I'm sorry" a few too many times. Written by life-long apoloholic, Mary Corigliano. The cast features Marguerite A. Boone, Mary Corigliano, Gabby Franco Ferro, Blair Tate, and Zack Watson. The creative team includes Nora Alexander (Director), Mary Corigliano (Writer and Producer), and Caitlin Malczon (Stage Manager).
Chain Theatre
Black Trashbag Magic is a witchy 2010s tumblr-core almost-comedy that unfolds as Natalie narrates through her adolescent relationships, intent on summoning her best friend and apologizing. As Natalie loses control of her narrative, memories resurface in new light.
The Rat NYC
A disillusioned young woman becomes obsessed with an aloof classmate. She begins studying his life, dismantling her own, and remaking herself in his image in hopes of becoming worthy of his attention. Imitation becomes a twisted form of intimacy. What begins as an innocent fantasy of self-improvement spirals into an uncontrollable fixation, threatening to expose all.
Chain Theatre
In a 10 year period, Chris moved 5 times. Not a world record, but some very funny, scary, and bizarre things happened. This is his story.
Under St Marks
WITNESS! As never before seen in Heaven or Earth! The ascension of St Joan of Arc into Heaven! Confusion about Sainthood! Discussions of VIRGINITY! Saints! Angels! Cake! Welcome to Saints’ Heaven, and congratulations for being here! You must be really great. Today is St. Marinos’ Saints Day and we’re so glad that you could join the other Canonized to celebrate him. The Angels have helped him prepare his reenactment for you all, and we hear that Jesus is making a cake. We might even have a special guest arriving - have you ever heard of Joan of Arc? How to Become a Saint (while wearing pants) uses clown, physical theater and music to explore sainthood. We highlight three saints who had major transitions in their lives: St. Marinos (female to monk), Margery Kempe (mother to virgin), and Joan of Arc (country girl to gender nonconforming military leader and icon). By looking at their stories, we ask: who gets to be a saint? What stories do we want to celebrate? And how does cake taste so good? Written & Performed by Lex Alston, Becca Canziani, Brooke Ferris, Lynn Hodeib, and Ania Upstill All tickets are available on a Pay-What-You-Can basis starting at $7.
Wild Project
This electric solo musical hurtles from Midwest meltdowns to New York neurosis to Costa Rican shorebreak. Returning home to NYC after six years away, Killy Dwyer blends live looping, alter ego antics, and the humbling task of learning to surf at 50 into a raw, funny, no holds barred exploration of burnout, bravery, and reinvention. With original songs, biting humor, and unexpected tenderness, the show dives into what happens when a woman stops "performing survival" and starts choosing herself. Equal parts comedy, confession, and catharsis, this feral, genre-defying ride asks how we outgrow the personas that once kept us alive and what it takes to begin again.
Under St Marks
Paige Lerman cites the dangers of loving online -- She finds herself stuck in a personal haunted house of boredom, mediocrity, and virginity until one day she decides to brave the real world. In this dark and comedic retelling of an online queer love story, we explore loneliness, trauma and redemption. Content Awareness: mental health & SA
The Rat NYC
A once-celebrated Shakespearean actor returns to an empty stage for a final audition. Wry, intimate, and emotionally charged, this darkly funny solo play explores memory, aging, and the fierce need to remain seen. A poignant love letter to theatre, resilience, and the courage to keep going.
Chain Theatre
Five former performing artists convene a meeting in a fascist future, when all forms of art (and even the utterance of any art-related words) have been banned. These artists discuss what a person is to do in a world when one’s purpose in life has been eradicated. Over time they begin to learn even the most fascist society can never stop people from being who they truly are.
Chain Theatre
When finance girlie Celia is forced to visit her rundown local laundromat, she collides with Alda, an Argentine cleaner, and must confront her greatest fear - small talk. This sharp, witty two-hander pits opposing worldviews against each other, allowing something tenderly human to emerge.
Chain Theatre
Having been raised Catholic, I have been in “recovery” for a long time: all those prayers you didn’t actually understand, those many times in that scary confessional and the constant guilt! I’m sorry if I’m not apologizing enough for it. How does a good Catholic girl navigate sex, abortion, career, mental health or… actually talking about feelings? By singing proper church hymns, of course, with none of the lyrics changed at all! A comedic musical solo performance, fresh from a wildly successful run at the 2025 Edinburgh Fringe Festival, this show will get you really questioning what's in those Hail Marys!
Under St Marks
Apoloholics is a heartfelt and humorous exploration of people who have spent their lives apologizing for simply existing. What happens when they try to reclaim their voices? Through a series of witty, poignant, and relatable stories inspired by real-life experiences, the play confronts the hidden cost of self-doubt while celebrating the journey toward self-acceptance. Perfect for anyone who's ever said "I'm sorry" a few too many times. Written by life-long apoloholic, Mary Corigliano. The cast features Marguerite A. Boone, Mary Corigliano, Gabby Franco Ferro, Blair Tate, and Zack Watson. The creative team includes Nora Alexander (Director), Mary Corigliano (Writer and Producer), and Caitlin Malczon (Stage Manager).
Chain Theatre
Black Trashbag Magic is a witchy 2010s tumblr-core almost-comedy that unfolds as Natalie narrates through her adolescent relationships, intent on summoning her best friend and apologizing. As Natalie loses control of her narrative, memories resurface in new light.
The Rat NYC
A disillusioned young woman becomes obsessed with an aloof classmate. She begins studying his life, dismantling her own, and remaking herself in his image in hopes of becoming worthy of his attention. Imitation becomes a twisted form of intimacy. What begins as an innocent fantasy of self-improvement spirals into an uncontrollable fixation, threatening to expose all.
Chain Theatre
In a 10 year period, Chris moved 5 times. Not a world record, but some very funny, scary, and bizarre things happened. This is his story.
Under St Marks
WITNESS! As never before seen in Heaven or Earth! The ascension of St Joan of Arc into Heaven! Confusion about Sainthood! Discussions of VIRGINITY! Saints! Angels! Cake! Welcome to Saints’ Heaven, and congratulations for being here! You must be really great. Today is St. Marinos’ Saints Day and we’re so glad that you could join the other Canonized to celebrate him. The Angels have helped him prepare his reenactment for you all, and we hear that Jesus is making a cake. We might even have a special guest arriving - have you ever heard of Joan of Arc? How to Become a Saint (while wearing pants) uses clown, physical theater and music to explore sainthood. We highlight three saints who had major transitions in their lives: St. Marinos (female to monk), Margery Kempe (mother to virgin), and Joan of Arc (country girl to gender nonconforming military leader and icon). By looking at their stories, we ask: who gets to be a saint? What stories do we want to celebrate? And how does cake taste so good? Written & Performed by Lex Alston, Becca Canziani, Brooke Ferris, Lynn Hodeib, and Ania Upstill All tickets are available on a Pay-What-You-Can basis starting at $7.
Wild Project
This electric solo musical hurtles from Midwest meltdowns to New York neurosis to Costa Rican shorebreak. Returning home to NYC after six years away, Killy Dwyer blends live looping, alter ego antics, and the humbling task of learning to surf at 50 into a raw, funny, no holds barred exploration of burnout, bravery, and reinvention. With original songs, biting humor, and unexpected tenderness, the show dives into what happens when a woman stops "performing survival" and starts choosing herself. Equal parts comedy, confession, and catharsis, this feral, genre-defying ride asks how we outgrow the personas that once kept us alive and what it takes to begin again.
Under St Marks
Paige Lerman cites the dangers of loving online -- She finds herself stuck in a personal haunted house of boredom, mediocrity, and virginity until one day she decides to brave the real world. In this dark and comedic retelling of an online queer love story, we explore loneliness, trauma and redemption. Content Awareness: mental health & SA
The Rat NYC
A once-celebrated Shakespearean actor returns to an empty stage for a final audition. Wry, intimate, and emotionally charged, this darkly funny solo play explores memory, aging, and the fierce need to remain seen. A poignant love letter to theatre, resilience, and the courage to keep going.
Chain Theatre
Five former performing artists convene a meeting in a fascist future, when all forms of art (and even the utterance of any art-related words) have been banned. These artists discuss what a person is to do in a world when one’s purpose in life has been eradicated. Over time they begin to learn even the most fascist society can never stop people from being who they truly are.
Chain Theatre
When finance girlie Celia is forced to visit her rundown local laundromat, she collides with Alda, an Argentine cleaner, and must confront her greatest fear - small talk. This sharp, witty two-hander pits opposing worldviews against each other, allowing something tenderly human to emerge.
Chain Theatre
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