Hottie Bop: DEMOLITION DERBY

This month - Hottie Bop: DEMOLITION DERBY!

START YOUR ENGINES.

One night only. No rules. No mercy. No seatbelts.

On March 7, join us at Under St. Marks as eight fearless racers smash, crash, and battle their way to vehicular victory in HOTTIE BOP: DEMOLITION DERBY. The only thing standing between these drivers and ultimate glory? The absolute chaos of high-speed destruction.

Will Pontoon Man finally escape his boring family… or sink under the pressure?

Will Agent Orange finally exact his revenge on Henry Kissinger?

Will the Google Maps Car actually find the finish line?

Will the Prom Limo Teens escape the night without getting arrested?

Will the Girl who has a bunch of shit in her car finally get all the shit out of her car?

And finally… who is stronger - the Bicyclist or the Pedestrian?

With high-octane comedy, pulse-pounding performances, and real (cardboard) carnage, this is Hottie Bop like you’ve never seen it before. We’ve got:

Street Fighter-style 1v1 car battles—where each racer gets a mystery power-up from our pit crew, delivered at full sprint from the audience.

A high-stakes Battle Royale finale—where the last car standing takes it all, and the pit crew scrambles to make last-minute repairs based on ,b> crowd commands.

GAMBLING??—At intermission, place your bets on the winning vehicle. Winners get a very important prize (a matchbox car, probably).

Over-the-top live commentary from KIT CARTER – because every demolition derby needs a deranged announcer.

EXPLOSIONS (audio only)

Special Guests Include:

Improv Comedy from PIETOWN
Original Choreography from Catherine Wu and the Hottie Bop Hotties
Character Comedy from Sydney Duncan
Stand-up from Meredith Dietz
Music from Duane Stanford

THE RACERS!

ONE NIGHT ONLY. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS.

xoxo, Lina & Duane

• Variety and Open Mics
• $15.00 + $2.50 fee - $20.00 + $2.50 fee
• March 7, 2025-August 8, 2025
• 60 minutes
• Under St Marks